Alexandra

Rule one, you pour the first drink. I handle everything after that.

Stiff dinners bore me, so I'd rather skip to the fun part: loud music, a lap dance that gets sooo slow towards the end, and your hands exactly where I tell you to put them. Yes, I like being a little bossy. Yes, I let you win sometimes. Role play if you've got an idea, I'm rarely shocked.

Calls, honestly, I don't really pick up. Texting just suits me better, I answer whenever I'm not busy dancing.

Brown hair, brown eyes, a laugh you'll hear from across the room, and zero interest in being shy. Most nights end with me curled up and smiling while you try to remember your own name 😏🍸